Losers Don’t Play Guitar!

I was thinking the other day….  You could pretty much be the biggest loser in the world sitting around on the couch, playing video games, no job and so on.  However, if you know how to play the guitar?  I mean really, know how to play the guitar!  You pretty much aren’t a loser.  Think about it.  Chicks dig guys who can really play the guitar.  I’ve seen it time and time again.  I’ve been at parties where the biggest loser looking guy has the hottest chick and I think to myself “how the hell did he get that chick?”.  Then, yup you guessed it!  He plays lead guitar in a band.  You see, playing guitar is like being rich.  Chicks don’t care!  You’re rich!  Or, in this case… He plays the guitar.  Or, he’s in a band.  All of the sudden all her girlfriends are jealous that she has that guy!  Well, unless someone can prove me otherwise?  I guess Losers Don’t Play Guitar!  Ha!